Just sharted at Walmart

not good

actually, not a shart but a variation on a theme: trundled quickly into Walmart's RRs up front, occupied. Figured u could make it to the rear (and always superior) thrones next to Layaway. Lots of starts/stops while Charlie chaplaining it. At jeans, bit down hard on the sphincter but the runaway train was too much. Painted a stripe.

In other news , maroon wife beaters on sale

Question for the cat owners

When you clean the litter box, does the cat run in the room and stare at you? I feel like she's saying "Yeah, that's right you asshole.....clean my poop!"

My parents took me to a restaurant exactly ONE time as a kid

That was when I was 10 and we all went to Hardee's for Christmas Eve dinner. I kid you not, we never ate out at a restaurant any other time.

Go Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuueeesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They will be better than the hawks.. Bank on it. Blues have more depth after looking at the rosters.

ok, you tell me how they are better? you look at that roster for both teams and tell me how theyr are better overall than the Blues? Beyond the first 2 lines, the Hawks dont have much. The Blues go 3-deep with their lines and i think the Blues d is better also.

Even the first 2 lines aren't that ridiculously different between the 2 teams. The Blues have a lot of talent too.

It's a shame that your top 4 are not that great either. I will take Shattenkirk and Petroangelo over your top 2 any day of the week. Keith and Seabrook are not as good as Petro and Shattenkirk. I actually think the Blues top 4 are better

I just checked out the career stats of all 4 and Shatty and Petro have a better skillset to start their careers then Keith and seabrook. Both Blues players have more points in their first full season in the NHL than Seabrook and Keith. If you want to go by a start of a career, the Blues players are better right now. Not taking anything away from the other players, but i think i would rather have these 2 if i had to choose. Not saying i would lose out with the other 2, but to start a franchise, i would have to go with the Blues young guns.

it's all about depth.. i dont care about the other stuff. Blues have more depth. The Hawks didn't win it lastyear because of the lack of depth. Didn't they just barely get in lastyear? Seriously, thats not too impressive.

That guy did things to my ham flower that I didn't even know were possible

Linkin question

So this douchebag that use to work here just Linkin me as a college. Full disclosure, he has a drinking problem and I haven't seen him in maybe 4 years.

He use to be a friend of guys that I use to hang out with, so our paths would cross outside of work.

Here are a few of the things that he's done in the past:
* he picked a fight with me on New Years Eve at a bar....he was drunk and thought I was making a pass at his date, when I was really hitting up the other single lady at our table...his date wanted to be as far away from him as possible because he was loaded.
* got into a fight with my fiance and her friend at the skiing lodge. When my fiance's friend punched him, he complained to the bartender that a girl punched him....the bartender just laughed and walked away. Again, loaded.
* we were on a beach weekend, wishing my friend farewell (he was relocating to CA), and the night before going out deep water fishing, he came in at ~3am, with a air horn, waking everyone up.
* on our skiing trip, I made a huge amount of chili for the trip, he put it on the stove, and left the burners going, burning/ruining the chili...never said sorry
* he had a broken ankle one year, and had a motorized scooter....drove that down the staircase at the cabin, ruining it (who cares) and damaging the cabin...not sure who paid for the damages (I didn't).

It goes on and on....my fiance would avoid us when we went skiing because of him.

I want to tell him to bugger off, can you do that on Linkin?

im not saying i would relish the challenge

but just that at the end of the day in a kill or be killed scenario it would not be a good match up for the dog. yes he might bite my arm, but i could easily club the shit out of him with my other arm. more likely it would KO it. dogs have really small heads. im not sure they could survive a solid punch.

yeah, but even at 100lbs its still 80+ lbs less than me. and like 4 feet shorter. and very limited...

it might get in a good bite or two, but even if it jumped up on me, i could jump use the leverage to slam it to the ground. game over. it doesnt make sense to me that this is remotely controversial.

if it's biting your throat, it would be easy to grapple the dog and break its neck at that point, and thats assuming i didnt preempt a bit with a forearm or punch. obviously ive never engaged in this kind of combat, but i dont really see any scenario where a dog could kill me.

im pretty realistic. probably maxing out at the dog. some of the smaller predatory cats, maybe. id like think a smaller bear, like a black bear.... in the right circumstances could be feasible... but idk enough about their capabilities to say for certain.

Anybody else having trouble keeping their urine the proper color?

This morning about 10:00 I did 20 minutes on the bike followed by a 20 minute run. Urinated at the transition and it was fine. Had water on the bike, and Gatorade and water since finishing. I feel good, but i'm back to a real yellow - not dark, but darker than it should be.

:wall

So I know this guy who does cocaine recreationally

I'm uptight about this. Am I just old and goody-two-shoes-y?

good tune for baby boy slideshow/movie...?

i'm throwing a quick 3 minute slideshow. just a bunch of baby shots of the boy. his name is Rocky ( swear to god...) and he's really fucking ugly.

Possibly depressing reassurance

You're WAY too old for a sex trafficker to care about abducting you

Whose responsible this?!

Anal Sex:

I and my husband got married just two weeks ago and we've been trying to do anal sex recently. However, it's just too painful for me, not to mention that he's organ is big and quite thick. We use lubricant everytime we try it but he could not even insert the head of his D _ _ _ _ and I suffer too much pain.

I heard about beads, do they work to loosen up?

Please help!

P.S. I'm a very petite woman

scatalogical observation

does any other dude feel great when you push out a big, massive, circumferentially superior log?

well, i do. and in those rare moments when i achieve one of those, it makes me worried that i'd like being a receiver.

Although I am a flaming liberal, I am thinking of supporting content limits on the webs

As a father of four boys who all know how to use the internet, I am beginning to worry that they will eventually "stumble" onto unsuitable sites. As such, tonight when the lovely and talented Mrs. goes to her Book Club, I am going to take a couple hours out of my extremely tight schedule to systematically block every pron site I can find. I don't really have the time to spare, but I will do it for my kids.

HERE'S WHERE I NEED YOUR HELP: I am informed and believe that there may be some pron sites out there. Please let me know which ones I should block. Please help me help my kids (and solidify my nomination for Father of the Year). TIA

P.S. They will probably only stumble across sites that are FREE, void of pop-ups and viruses, and have quality material updated daily, so feel free to limit your suggestions based on these criteria. Please also double-check for spelling accuracy, as I'd really hate to block a broken link

Whose blog is TINA?

I've never heard of it until about 15 minutes ago, when I googled it and found out I was the subject of the latest post.

I realize I have had some problem, and putting them on a message board asking for advice, is asking to get my ass lectured. That's fine. The reason I put my problems out there, is because I don't know any of you and you don't know any of me, so this is a place for unbiased advice. I didn't care if the advice was that I'm a moron, and a screw up, at least it was said to me, for my own good, in the forum that I presented it.

But I don't read this blog, Like I said, I had never heard of it until about 15 minutes ago. I'm never mentioned by name, but it's obvious the post was about me. I don't know whose blog this is, but if you would take that post down, I'd appreciate it. Because no one here knows the whole story, the extent of what has happened to me, and writing about it in a blog without knowing those things is unfair.

I'll say it again, I have no idea who I'm calling out right now, so sorry if I come across as an asshole, but I present my problems to this board because I need advice, and using my issues as a soapbox on your blog is unfair.

EDIT: I won't change anything from the original post, but I didn't get the purpose of this blog or whatever the hell it is when I wrote this. Still doesn't sit well, but that's fine disregard this and I'll get over it, I'm a big boy.

I'm FB friends with a girl I used to hook up with in the summer of '91.

She posted pics of a daughter who I think turns 18 this summer. Wait. W.T.F? Also, she's married to one of my oldest and best friends.
*lets sleeping dog lie*

I have absolutely no idea where my looks fall on the typical 1-10 scale.

Maybe no idea is going too far. I know I'm not ass ugly and I know I'm not incredibly good looking. I think I'm somewhere in the 4-8 range. Maybe about a 6? I really have no clue. Watch, I'm probably like a 2.

male runners or work-outers, please advise

do you wear a jock when you exercise?

if not, how do you manage your junk?

i have perhaps an odd and personal lesbian question

as a gross man fully aware of how nasty the thing is between my legs, i just can't imagine getting closer than an arm's distance from it.

and, as a man with probably reasonable exposure to the female "region" , i am not especially a fan. (babies come out of it...)

so my question to any possible lesbians on this board: when you got your first close-up, was that a little surreal?

kind of like feeding a burger to a cow?

Dead or sleeping?

my guess was that car came home late and still had some warmth on the hood from the engine. It was cool over night, but I find it strange to still be sleeping at 9 AM this morning out in the open with cars coming and going. If it's dead, though, I also don't know why a dead raccoon was randomly on some car.