Viv's Chili

INGREDIENTS:

- 4 can Tomato Sauce
- 1 Habanero Pepper, Coarsely Chopped
- 2 Seranno Pepper, Coarsely Chopped
- 2 Jalapeno Pepper, Coarsely Chopped
- 2 Anaheim Pepper, Coarsely Chopped
- 2 Poblano Pepper, Coarsely Chopped
- 5 cloves Garlic, Minced
- 1 Onion, Chopped
- 2 lbs. 93% Lean Ground Serloin
- 1 lb. Ribeye Steak, 3/8" Cubed
- Chili Powder
- Cayenne
- Cumin
- Paprikia
- 3 can Whole Tomatoes
- 1/2 bar Bakers Bittersweet or Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Chopped
- 1 can Dark Kidney Beans
- 1 can White Kidney Beans
- 1 can Black Beans

METHOD:

1. Prepare Peppers Remove seeds and coarsely chop the peppers. Always wear gloves for this step.

2. Simmer Heat Base In medium sauce pan, add 3 cans of tomato sauce, and the chopped peppers. Simmer on very low heat for 45 minutes.

3. Cube Steak Cube the ribeye into 3/8" Cubes. It's easiest to do this when the steak is slightly frozen.

4. Chop onion and mince garlic

5. Start the gravy base In a very large, lightly oiled pot, brown the garlic and onion. Once fragrant and browned, add the ground sirloin and ribeye steak. As meat browns, add spices to taste.

6. Add more tomato Once the meat is browned, add 3 cans of whole tomatoes and 1 can of tomato sauce.

7. Add heat base to gravy base Once the heat base is finished simmering, put the entire mixture into a blender and blend until smooth. Once blended, add to the large pot with the gravy base.

8. Add chopped bakers bar of chocolate.

9. Add beans Wash and drain all of the beans. Add to the pot.

10. Simmer for at least 2 hours Stir occasionally. I do it once every half hour.

Would you screw a goat

if it guaranteed a national title (hoops or football)? 2 of my Purdue buddies said they would (for Purdue that is)

OK, now even I have a renob

i feel like asking a girl to swallow is complete disrespect

that stuff is basically the equivalent to a big sneeze coming out of a different area of the body. some girls like to be shot on which is ok, but id never want a girl to swallow that.

its up to you, but its like girls who like to be (lightly) choked or spanked. ive never been completely comfortable doing either of that, but i understand how it enhances the experience for them.

Trivial happiness

when you pee in the morning, and it splits into two streams, and then you remember that you had xes the night before.

when you do it and then fall asleep, whatever didn't come all the way out dries up in your pee hole area, and then when you pee it take awhile for your peestream to force the hole alls the way open, so your stream is crazy for a a few seconds.

am I the only one

who likes the feeling of having to go poop?

vast majority of time, i'm glad i'm a man. but the whole "feeling" that women have after

an O leaves me a little envious.

thoughts?

I was in the bathroom earlier, standing at a urinal and I thought to myself

If I were gay I would spend a lot of time in here peeking over the edges, looking at dicks.

I was just thinking how much I like looking at boobs and I don't have free access to viewing a ton of them, so I figured if dicks were my thing I would take advantage of the situation.

Ok...,my son apparently had his first erec...um, well, you know...he's confused

What do I tell him?
Seriously

The first time I saw a mans penis was at a ponderosa.

Some random dude just threw it at her. At the table

Hindsight

A move beyond moves

At the time I had no clue. Just heard an argument

Lady was screaming. HARD at the guy. About this and that. Once he got loud I turned to see what up. You know just in case he was getting out of hand

But oh no.

He WAs IN hand! Waving it

At

Ponderfvckingrosa

Tough day at my son's house

He had hemorrhoids cut out yesterday at a specialist. His wife went to the hospital with diarrhea and vomiting today. He told me he hopes he doesn't get her diarrhea.

kids say the darndest things

Last night whilst pooping my 3 year old son informed me that his balls were and I quote: " my penis' beard".

question: when i rub my dog Lola's belly and invariably stroke a elppin to and fro

am i in any way pleasuring her like i have so many women in the past (before mrs.)?

i only raise the question because the other night, i swear i saw Lo smile.

Well, my fake wiener is MIA

Wonder where my children put it?

I'm drunk and I just smushed a townie

Don't care if I remember this tomorrow, still happened. Later nerds.

I gave this guy a non-nominal fee yesterday

I felt entitled to take lots of the candy from their reception area Halloween basket. Whoppers!!!!