Friday, March 21, 2008

My girlfriend is in jail right now

I can't believe I just typed that. Yesterday was the worst day of my life. Apparently she is a theif. I got a call from a friend yesterday saying they saw her on the side of the road being cuffed and put into the back of a police car. When I got to the scene her car was being towed and she told me she was arrested for a outstanding warrant.

A couple of months ago she got arrested and gave me a BS story about how it was for a failure to appear in court for a fake ID ticket she used years ago when she was only 20. Apperently she actually stole more than $500 worth of stuff from the mall (A FREAKING FELONY). At X-mas time she told me her dad gave her his credit card and told her to spend $1000 on herself for X-mas. Her dad is loaded so it didn't seem very far fetched. She then told me he gave her a $600 gift card to Best Buy that he wasn't going to use. Apparently her MO was to steal stuff, then bring the merch back, say she lost the receipt and just have the amount put on a gift card.

So last night she got arrested for a warrant for failing to appear in court over the shoplifting charge.

I can't tell you all how much of a shock this is. She is a wonderful person with a great family (who has money). She really needs prefessional help. She is horrible with money and is always speding money we don't have. She has this sense of entitlement that tells her she has to have everything she wants right when she wants it. I was at her parents house talking about all of this with her family until 3AM last night. We are all in a total state of shock right now.

I don't know how I'll be able to stay with her. She has lied to me about SOOO much stuff. I was going to marry this girl. What the eff do I do now?

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Go blank yourselves

You and some of your brethern need to stay the f^ck away when Weber turns this around starting next year. The bandwagon is closed for some of you. Enjoy this year while you can as some of you will not be able to show your pathetic heads when we are winning again. Somehow, I bet we see alot of new 'members' next year.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I'm newly single and I have a question...

Should I shave or just trim my man area? And if I should shave, how high and far back should I go?
lucky for my lazy ssa, i get to pretend to be one of those birkenstock dykes!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Have I ever told my July 19-20, 1969 story here?

1. Was 18, just graduated from high school
2. Went out saturday night (July 19th) with an older friend, male.
3. All night drinking with some of his Bradley female friends.
4. Got laided (LAM)
5. Around 3-4AM, it's time to go home.
6. While leaving Peoria, my friend decided to chase a hooker down the sidewalk, in his car.
7. Stopped by the police. Rules were a little different then and the cop said just go home.
8. On the way home I said "Greg, you're going a little fast, aren't you?" He said yeah 144. He had some Ford Torino with about 600HP.
9. Got to my house at like 5AM. Knocked on the door. My Mother looked out, turned away and relocked the door.
10. Sat on the front porch until 8:00 when my mother opened the door and said "Get dressed, we're going to church"
11. After church, my mother said we're going to grandma's for dinner. (Actually Sunday lunch, etc)
12. After "dinner", I fell asleep in my grandmother's bed. I missed the moon landing
13. Recovered enough Sunday night to watch the first walk on the moon.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

for the record, what has kept you from remarking

on Mech's or Tiki's witty zings not in direct response to one of yoyo's comments? haven't they been doing this longer than I have? if you think there's one whit of intelligence to your comments about my comments about yoyo, maybe you should sling them around at other people here. otherwise, quit being a bitch.

and, wtf? you see boners on the train?

oh that's rich coming from you

you, who has called me a dyke, fat, stupid, and racist are going to say i go out of my way to insult you? why? because one time i said that it was racist of you to constantly be posting threads that are negative about jews and israel? laughing my big fat dyke ass off.