Friday, July 27, 2012

Kissing a girl. chicks, have you?

Yes. Just once. Kissing with a tiny bit extra. Had I not been drunk and high on top of that it would have not happened. She came onto me and I gave in. Interesting experience but not as good as kissing a guy (IMO). I like the control and dominance a guy just has naturally.

Howevs, it was pretty hot. Woman are beautiful and i can appreciate, But it's just not my cup of tea. I love sinep.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Embarassing. I have this weird habit of playing with scotch tape all day at work

Maybe because I'm on the phone so much it gives me something to do, but I roll it up and play with a single piece of tape for up to an hour.

Sometimes, when I have to type, I will stick it on my desk, a pad of paper or sometimes even on my person.

My boss just had a 5 minute conversation with me and then asked why I had a piece of scotch tape in the middle of my forehead.

Oof. I need a vaca.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Morning after pill etiquette

Do you have to hang out with a chick both nights of the Hormone roller coaster?

Is one night good enough to limit the bad karma?

Hung out 3 times. Slept together all 3 of them.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Just sharted at Walmart

not good

actually, not a shart but a variation on a theme: trundled quickly into Walmart's RRs up front, occupied. Figured u could make it to the rear (and always superior) thrones next to Layaway. Lots of starts/stops while Charlie chaplaining it. At jeans, bit down hard on the sphincter but the runaway train was too much. Painted a stripe.

In other news , maroon wife beaters on sale