Tuesday, June 30, 2009

anyone goin to the coo brew game on fri?

heading up with the wife and some folks
fil has never been to wrigley
this should lock me in as the greatest dude to ever slide his schlong spine deep in his first born

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

#### I'm hungover...

called a suburban cab after dinner last night at about midnight.

5-15 minutes they said. All the other dudes had gone to the Pink Monkey.

After a half hour I said screw it and took a cab to Sax Hotel (used to be House of Blues Hotel). On the way I said "Hey, do you know the way to the Pink Monkey?" He didn't... just as well... on to the hotel.

In bed at about 1. Suburban cab driver called at 1:15. Didn't answer.

It wouldn't have been so bad wearing the same clothes today if I hadn't dropped a piece of sushi down the front of my shirt.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Saturday, June 6, 2009

so who has done their sister-in-law?

ok I did do my sister-in-law (my wife's sister)

Probably 25 years ago. she was coming out of a divorce and spent Christmas with us.

My wife suggested that she had a need and she (the s-i-l) agreed.

Isn't life interesting

Monday, June 1, 2009

My niece just called

Her dipsh*t husband has a girlfriend and kicked her out of the house. She has a small child. My sis in law is setting her up an apartment in a subsidized place she is manager of. Her dad promised her the money of 100 dollars for the deposit. We have had bad experiences with her.

He is in jail. That or out on bail. Whiskey drinker. I hope she gets her own place.