He's a couple years younger than I am. Got fired from his last job as a pizza delivery guy.
He's pretty good on Xbox, though, so he's got that going for him.
And he has a lot of experience as a security guard. So you'd always feel safe. In a Blart kind of way.
One winter he won a couple grand in the lotto. Kept us in weed and beer for the whole freaking winter! We played so much damn D&D that winter I'd dream about it.
Great guy. I'm sure you'd love him.