Dear attractive coworker from LA office here in DC to train with us this week....

for the love of pete, please stop eating the banana in the training class. 99% of hetero men watch a woman like you (yes...she is) slowly eat a banana and picture our weenises instead. okay?

my 3 inches of snipped jew-dong almost lifted the conference room table off the floor.

drool.

i will try to subtly get a cell phone pic if i can.

she also is wearing a conservative skirt with a high slit in it...which IMHO is 10x hotter than a short mini skirt. it's the mystery of the unknown. jfc this class better be over soon or imma soil myself.