So I'm driving home from work tonight, and I'm waiting at a stoplight. I have been thinking about the half-eaten cupcakes I have in a box next to me on the passenger seat, so I figure while I'm waiting, I'm gonna sneak a taste.
I take out the strawberry balsamic peppercorn, lick the frosting a couple of times, then lick off the frosting that got on my fingers.
Then I hear some dude say "That looks pretty good."
I look over, and apparadoy the dude in the car next to me has been watching me tongue this thing.
Next up for me? Hitching my wagon to some tubby profane right-wing Squawk. :'(