Given your toils, I apologize for foregoing the usual "upside down glass/sheet of paper" trap-and-release method, and instead splashing you down the drain. The quarters in said shower were just too cramped, and I couldn't be certain that your gross, furry legs would not touch my hand. Wherever you are, I hope you survived and are currently pwning some six-legged pest.
Cheers
P.S. Thank you for not crawling back up the drain and biting the tihs out of my feet.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Dear gigantic red spider in my shower this morning:
I know you and your hundreds of cousins help keep the other bugs from overrunning my apartment, and for this I thank you.
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