I tried to duck under a table and got stuck.

Eating at Monicals, I was in the middle of a bench seat with 3 people on either side of me and no one directly across. To avoid asking everyone to move so I could get out I tried sliding under the table. I then realized I've gotten much older and can't bend the way I used to. They had to move the table and help me up. Everyone in the place was chuckling at my misfortune. Now my back and hips hurt. I'm sure it was comical to see the doc on the floor, unable to move. All my pride has now left.