The best part about working at home might be spending the day...

effing with Dog.

As soon as he starts snoring I'll sit upright in my chair quickly and growl as if I heard a strange noise.

He pops up with his ears all sideways or inside out and his eyes halfway rolled up in his head.

Then I say, "What the fuck was that?! Who's here?"

He takes off for the window growling and chuffing. Looks left. Looks right. Looks at me. I start laughing and he rests his chin on the windowsill and lets out a big sigh.

Trots back to his nap spot, looks at me disdainfully and heaves a disgusted sigh.

Snores. Repeat!