so i sliced my upper lip while shaving this morning.

i bled like a stuck hog. got blood on my undershirt, ate pancakes while dabbing the blood with a paper towel.

thank goodness pop had some kind of stick to make it stop bleeding. that thing hurt like a sonuvagun.

that's what i get for not paying attention with a brand new razor.

i wish i was making this up.

i had to call the doc to find out how to stop the bleeding. no, i did not cry when i drove over there. i almost cried after applying the dipstick pencil, tho.