ok, here is a combo confession

with some humiliation

so i meet a girl and end up going back to her room, nothing happened except more excessive drinking and some making out....we fall asleep, or pass out

when i wake up, we are in classic spoon position, but are soaked from the waist down

i pop up and yell at her roomate..."what did you pour on us while we were sleeping!!!!"

then notice that i am drenched in the crotch region, and her in the butt region

yep, i peed on her

so i run out of there with my head hung low....leaving 4 dollars for laundry

i got arrested the following week, for stupid drunkin behavoir, including walking a "tightrope" and recreating the scene from the program where they lay on the yellow lines in the middle of the road....i run from the cops but end up in jail

anywho....to help pay for my fines, i have to get a job in the cafeteria, hair net, ove gloes, the whole shebang....replacing chow trays with some seriously gnarly coworker

one day i look up and see the roomate, she yells out to her friend accrss the dining hall, "isn't this the dude who pissed himself!?!?!"

and continued to berate me about not being able to control myself

i felt like hiding in my apron

instead, just said....yes