everything was going great until I saw the enormous wizard sleeve.
lets just say nien nunb is her copilot
Looks like someone started butterflying a pork chop but the phone rang and it was Claire (and you know how you can never get Claire off the phone in less than 15 minutes)...the time just flew and the pork chop was all forgotten.
its like someone put a black cat in a hot pocket i had a brief moment where i wanted to head to sesame street and see if snuffy was OK
They come in all shapes and sizes. Some look like an open faced roast beef sandwich and some look like a shaved baby.
if you take her for a ride in the car and put the windows down...
her canoe has a big fat dude in a trench coat at the helm
cause when its time to hit the throws of passion
and you are either down or not....its unfortunate and most guys will suit up but it must be tough goin
and shes all
nope....sometimes you just bring a girl home and its all....predator face
you just deal
going down on her would be like taking a photograph in the 1800s