Friday, March 4, 2011

Stood behind a goddess today at Carle Hospital

Had a doc appt.

She was a drug rep or something. She was thin but not skinny, or she was skinny but not thin -- whichever gets the point across. She had a grey business suit on with really tight pants. She had an ass so fantastic the Pharaohs would have built pyramids to honor it.

She was light blonde, and almost as tall as me. She was prolly 5'9" or 5'10". I nearly dropped to my knees so I could literally start gnawing on her ass. She was unbelievably gorgeous. Easily one of the top 5 I have seen in person. Prolly top 3.

She was one of those rare beauties that make you prefer to run straight into a wall head-on and die, rather than live knowing you will never have sexual relations with her.

If women only knew. They think they know, but they have no clue. They cannot possibly know. It is literally impossible. Imagine all the pyramids were built to honor one hot POA and you'd have the beginnings of an understanding.

There's my perverted thought for the day. As you were.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stick it back in your pants.

Carle Employee said...

It's always flattering when a girl can make a guy feel that way... I'm much shorter, though.:( still enjoy the looks I get.