Thursday, February 10, 2011

When I was 21 and pretty much looking to bang anything that walked

I went out with a couple of buddies of mine. I met some chick there and she gave me her number to call her later.

I waited the appropriate amount of time (like 3 or 4 days I can't recall at this moment) and called her and had a pleasant conversation with her. We decided to meet up the following evening at one of my buddies house and she would bring a friend with her for my pal.

She shows up wearing sweatpants. I figure, what the hell, maybe she's just down to earth. She then proceeds to tell me she doesn't have a high school diploma. Okay, Okay I can handle this, she wants to get her GED, so thats cool, right?

No big deal, we continue with our evening and she informs us that she's hungry. Still wanting to get laid, I figure this has to be my way in. I ask what she wants to eat and she decides to just pick up the phone and dial carryout. She wanted some rib tips from the local strip club. This is strike 3 for me now but I am sucked into this evening and can't figure a way out.

We go and pickup the rib tips and she runs in with her friend. There was no way I was paying a cover to get some carryout. She comes back and starts to tell a story of something that occurred while she was in there. I can't recall the story but it must have been funny because all I can remmber was the ending when she said "I was ####in gagging, yo."

We took the rib tips back to my buddies place (they were pretty good) and called it a night. She did not get a follow up call from me.

That's all, just thought I'd share.

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