My team has to come up with a cheer for our tailgate-kickoff sales contest. *puts pistol in mouth*
We sell employee benefits, our mascot is a cheetah and our colors are black and gold. Any ideas?
Here's what we're doing:
COLONOSCOPY! (shake asses)
MAMMOGRAM! (shake tits)
EVEN A PROSTATE EXAM! (i bend over and the girls snap their rubber gloves)
FOR BENEFITS SALES,
SCOTT'S OUR MAN!
IF BENEFITS ARE WHAT YOU DESIRE,
SCOTT WILL SET THE BOOK ON FIRE!