9yr old: when we were at camp, one of the days we got to choose which station we were at. And I chose the spa station. and I was the only boy there.
me (somewhat concerned): well what did you do at the spa station?
9yr old: got to hang out with the girls at the beach!
me: *high five*
9 yr old: oh, and we put oatmeal and honey on our faces and it made our skin smooth