and i'm in an airpot lounge, squirreled away at a corner desk. hardly anyone in here. been blastin' away in these fancy office chairs, thinking no one can hear me.
a few minutes ago, from out of the blue, i heard someone zip up a purse on the other side of the wall from me. didn't know there was anything there. just as i get up to ske-diddle from the scene, this business broad comes from around the corner and gives me a look that stopped the clocks.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
I just injured myself in an embarrassing way.
Taking shirts from the washer to the dryer, one was twisted around itself. Instead of undoing it by hand, I figured it would be quicker and simpler to just hold it at chest height and shake it loose.
The bottom end of the wet shirt came free on the second whip-like shake and whipped me right in the stones. That's right, I basically wet-towel snapped myself. In the balls.
hurt like a MFer, luckily no scar. there was a lot of blood though. i most certainly did not enjoy it.
The bottom end of the wet shirt came free on the second whip-like shake and whipped me right in the stones. That's right, I basically wet-towel snapped myself. In the balls.
hurt like a MFer, luckily no scar. there was a lot of blood though. i most certainly did not enjoy it.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Adfession: I mostly don't understand fears
and tend to think that most of them are irrational, and hence am a little insensitive to people who are afraid of a lot of things. I just think they can be overcome. Mrs. mother is afraid of everything, including dogs, heights, can't swim, etc. It just gets a little ridiculous after a while. Mrs. has claustrophobia, which is the one I most don't understand. I fully admit to being prick-ish about this subject
hoardering is my worst fear in life, those shows about hoarding absolutely terrify me. The sort of fear that I am referring to is the type that affects your life and your ability to live it, such as, I can never go on a boat because I can swim and afraid to go in the water.
hoardering is my worst fear in life, those shows about hoarding absolutely terrify me. The sort of fear that I am referring to is the type that affects your life and your ability to live it, such as, I can never go on a boat because I can swim and afraid to go in the water.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Do you have meat grinder and sausage stuffer attachments for your KitchenAid?
i have five fresh trout fillets to cook tonight
suck-ass rules:
1. can't cook inside on pan ( mrs nixed that idea).
2. gotta cook outside on gas grill.
I'd whip up a batch of Trout Dogs. nothing says summer like troutwurst
suck-ass rules:
1. can't cook inside on pan ( mrs nixed that idea).
2. gotta cook outside on gas grill.
I'd whip up a batch of Trout Dogs. nothing says summer like troutwurst
so, i hung out with two prostitutes tonight
went out with a girl i met at a club last weekend... and things took a pretty wild turn. i had no experience with that lifestyle, so it was kind of crazy seeing how they operate. it was really fun though... definitely a unique night. she was a hooker. the other girl works for her now. her friend was working i drove her a guys house and me and my girl waited outside while she did her thing.
they weren't like stunning... but they were both very close but i have a little bit lower standards than most here probably. i had my camera with me but never quite got the occassion to pull it out. mostly though it was just real cool getting to know them and seeing the way they went about things... i learned so much about that lifestyle just through observing
they weren't like stunning... but they were both very close but i have a little bit lower standards than most here probably. i had my camera with me but never quite got the occassion to pull it out. mostly though it was just real cool getting to know them and seeing the way they went about things... i learned so much about that lifestyle just through observing
Friday, August 13, 2010
Bird just crapped on my new shirt as I was taking groceries out of the car
Hopefully that's the worst thing Friday the 13th has in store for me
Thursday, August 12, 2010
so i don't share *too* many kid stories but this one got me all cracked up
9yr old: when we were at camp, one of the days we got to choose which station we were at. And I chose the spa station. and I was the only boy there.
me (somewhat concerned): well what did you do at the spa station?
9yr old: got to hang out with the girls at the beach!
me: *high five*
9 yr old: oh, and we put oatmeal and honey on our faces and it made our skin smooth
me: oh.
me (somewhat concerned): well what did you do at the spa station?
9yr old: got to hang out with the girls at the beach!
me: *high five*
9 yr old: oh, and we put oatmeal and honey on our faces and it made our skin smooth
me: oh.
Monday, August 9, 2010
I went to a bbq yesterday at the boss's house with 7 kids under 5
Holy carp, what an effective form of birth control.
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