... where things are ruined before they are barely started
Friday, April 2, 2010
Tried to pick up a prostitute in Peoria
I was drunk and lonely living in an apartment near Bradley. Drove downtown and pulled up next to a lady on the street. Before I finished the conversation, an undercover cop pulled up next to me, with his red light on the dash. Told me to go home or get tickets for driving drunk and solicitation. That really went well. Never tried paying for it again.