Sunday, January 10, 2010

The man is the leader of the household

If a woman wants to have a huge career, don't have kids and leave the husband home.


Anonymous said...

Yes, working Moms have challenges, as do the rest of the family.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

Dotty C. said...

I'm not a mum but my mother had a good career and she had 3 kids! Everything is possible! It is just a questions of motivation and will!

Anonymous said...

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”