In February (and I wasn't paying thank god) I went with 3 other people to Nobu at the Shore Club on South Beach.
We had to sit *ON* the dance floor, so we couldn't even talk to each other without shouting.
The bill before tip was something like $1,200.
We made the cab go through a burger king drive through on the way back to our hotel just a couple hours later.
I have no use for places like that. I could give a flying #### what my foor looks like. I'm here to eat.