Dear library dbag,

Good work on taking about half the books on my paper topic off the shelves, looking through them, and then deciding to put them in a different place than than the place you originally found them. One would think a library at a university located in New Orleans would have an extensive collection on Huey Long, but you've done well to cut the collection nearly in half with your idiocy. Congratulations, you've single handedly put a huge dent in my 20 page paper, which I may now have to change because of your dumbassery. Not to mention making my university look foolish because they now have almost no sources on a man who dominated the city in the 30s. I hope you get gonorrhea.

Smooches