whizzed out of a car while it was heading south on 57.
puked on myself while driving
peed in the dishwasher and slept on the kitchen counter
threw up on myself and decided to sleep in the bathtub.
mattress slid all 27 flights in the watts
Tried to walk from Florence to Rome
chugged 15 cups of bambas hot sase
rode laps around a squad car on my bike telling him to look at the sky before hitting a sewer grate
branded myslef and 3 girls with red hot bottle caps
jumped a moving train freight train a rode it a block or two.
Stole a neighbor's door mat and used it to pretend I was Aladdin While singing "A Whole New World."