I went on a Match date once with a girl who was "petite and trim."

She was 4' 10" and petite from the waist up. From the waist down she was ginormous.

Kind of like a pear-shaped midget.

She grabbed my arm at the end of our date with her pudgy little midget hands and asked me, "Do you want something serious? Or do you just want to play around."

"Uh, I'm just looking to make friends."

*ninja smoke*

Last Match date.