Go to Costco, get giant comical sized bottles of various boozes (these things are huge for those that do not know). On a special occasion, new years, my birthday, whatever, hire a midget bartender to dispense booze from said oversized bottles.
Watching him/her struggle with the giant bottles while I'm getting drunk has to be the funniest thing ever. I hope to make it happen one day. I will make it happen.
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