Wednesday, July 4, 2007

dear drunk bartender I know...

next time don't be so damn condeseding to me next time I apologize for over tipping you. Yes I think you are "attractive". However, expect to to get no tip because A.) I follow the law of averages and B. I will not tip you merely you were so dismissive about me tipping over my level you were because borderline asshat level for a girl tp me and I can put up alot for for an asshat broad if she's "cute". Especially since I've came into that that establishment 100xs of times.

I'm gonna slip your bartender and cuter and much morer nicer friend an extra 10 spot because you were such dick

Eff you beotch!

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