Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Current Female Fashion Trends I Don't Get

1. Maternity tops/dresses for non-pregnate women. WTF? Is having a potbelly now considered sexy for chicks not in a fambly way? Let me donate a clue: Yes, that shirt/dress does make you look fat.

2. Leggings. It's effing July, in Atlanta. If you're cold, go to the effing doctor. Something's wrong with you.

3. High-waisted jeans. Yeah, jeans that flatten and broaden your ssa are sexy. Really sexy. So sexy that people outside of West Virginia call them mom jeans.

Another one: Those big ass sunglasses that resemble the ones your parents got for you at Disneyworld. I get it, honey, you're a butterface and the glasses do a good job of hiding your hideous grill.

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