so i head for my surprise trip over memorial day weekend

a cruise to the bahamas!

we arrive EARLY like 1pm for a 5pm docking and hit the top deck off of the bat, doube grey gooses and so forth

well half of my party passes out at 11pm leaving me unattended and not very interested in the comedian so i wander to the piano bar red hot and tipsy, i start doin jager bombs with a guy named chico and requesting off the wall shit from the piano guy which he wont play

so i meander off to the casino and start droppin nickels on the chicago faves, 23, 34, 17, 8....i hit twice and start throwin 5 dolla chips at everyone in the casino....at this point it gets hazy....i toss out roughly 500 bucks by my calculations and reports from my new buddy chico, he got a bill for his babysitting troubles

at this point he takes off and what happens next can only be remembered from the next morning and my pictures

i wake up in the morning surrounded by a few hundred bucks and hear.....do you know what happened last night?

i say.....um.....i gambled

apparently i was escorted/carried back to my room and thrown on the bed with my seapass cause i went up to the top deck and was screaming at the rain under hard wind conditions...i overstepped the baricades....when approached by cruise staff i told them its ok im the captain!! and they can go away

when they grab me i said FINE and went and laid down on one of the flat chair and tell them ill sleep here till the bar opens

WOW

so i figured that was it till we get ready to take our voyage off of the boat the next day

they scan m seapass and all the monitors go red and they said i have a "message"

i tell them its OK...ill get it when i get back

no....i must go talk to the captain

APPARENTLY....i wandered into the bowels of the ship somehow and got into some control rooms and got to the captains wheel

when they discovered it i bolted and headed to the top deck to get away from them

he started with......"youre not in trouble but......

they almost cut me off for the rest of the cruise

i ended up having to only get like 1 out of every 10 rounds from there on out cause everytime they scanned me, they were checking on my intake

that was night 1