i take this girl home after the mountainous meal she consumed and gallons of ritas guzzled while i popped shots of parton like tic tacs and she intives me in cause she is an art collector
i go in, drink a glass of wine
i sit on the couch, the tosses her hamhock over my lap and dives in
i sat down cause i was tipsy and there was red wine involved
dry cleaning is spensive
she sat down next to me and went threw her leg over mine in a lockage move
as i was gasping for air and struggling to move, she slid her hand round back and went for the SWIZZLE!!!!! that is NOT second base!
she had an extremely strong base
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