Thursday, May 3, 2007

ugh, so

i take this girl home after the mountainous meal she consumed and gallons of ritas guzzled while i popped shots of parton like tic tacs and she intives me in cause she is an art collector

i go in, drink a glass of wine

i sit on the couch, the tosses her hamhock over my lap and dives in

i sat down cause i was tipsy and there was red wine involved

dry cleaning is spensive

she sat down next to me and went threw her leg over mine in a lockage move

as i was gasping for air and struggling to move, she slid her hand round back and went for the SWIZZLE!!!!! that is NOT second base!

she had an extremely strong base

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