Monday, May 14, 2007

So I found a pair of purple Victoria's Secret thong panties...

...in the dryer in the laundry room.

First of all, I got pretty excited because that's the closest I've been to a pair of women's panties in quite awhile.

Now what do I do with them? No subtle way to get them back to the rightful owner. Part of me wants to hold on to them beause who knows when I'm gonna see sexy panties again. They are kind of a nice reminder.

what to do....

I sniffed

They're clean.

It's on my kitchen table.

I showed it to my mom on mothers day.

She noticed it before I showed it to her. She had hoped that it meant I was dating again.

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