Tuesday, May 29, 2007

dear sucky tennis people...

get the EFF off the effing courts you mothereffing sucky a@@ wanna be players. can't you see there are two other groups waiting to play and you stay on the court for a hour just hitting the ball into space.

do that shite in your backyard you pieces of rhino poop.

whats even worse was that...

they were all decked out in Prince and Head gear. Everything brand new. Morons. Here's a hint.... buying name brand stuff isn't going to make you all of a sudden good in anything. Effing go buy (or borrow) a used raquet and some new balls. Wear some old guy shoes and just regular workout stuff. You'll know if you're any good or have natural ability VERY soon. Might save you some loot.

when people who actually want to play and who aren't spending more time chasing balls, that they are hitting them,... you might want to give them their daily exercise..

CAUSE THEY GET PISSED OFF!!!