Adfession...

I pee alot.

But that's not the adfession.

I bought these new cargo shorts from teh Gap. They're really cool, but the buttons (fly) are really hard to button-up. When it comes time to do my business, it takes, like, an entire minute to undo the three requisite buttons.

I've since decided to leave two of the three buttons undone, and if that increases the chances of my weenis being exposed, well, then, whatever.