List of things I did last night after coming home:

-Put a load of laundry in the washing machine. Just clothes. No detergent. Didn't start the machine.

-Set the clock on the stove that's been flashing for 2 days. Amazingly, it's correct.

-Emptied half of the dishes from the dishwasher (most of the dishes ended up in their correct places), presumably so I could...

-Pour myself a bowl of cereal and left it on the kitchen counter.

-Turned the TV on.

-Passed out on the floor of my living room.