let me give you some real LAMS

LAM = I own a Yacht
LAM = I partied with "insert celeb here"
LAM = I did 3 chicks last night
LAM = I have a 100" Plasma

NOT LAM = I bought a PC
NOT LAM = I ran 5 miles
NOT LAM = I have a wolf tie
NOT LAM = I bought a dell jukebox