I'm probably one of the easiest going guys you've ever met.

Crap, I even get along with my ex's b/f who was involved with her before we split up! Not to mention L.A.'s douchebag ex, POS excuse for a father.

But there is a guy who works in this firm whom I would love nothing more than to beat repeatedly with a baseball bat. This fat, lazy, arrogant prick sends me into a dark tailspin of murderous plotting every time I hear him heave a pathetic sigh of self-pity.

He easily outdistances Effin's annoying co-worker on my hate scale. In fact, he may be the only human being on the planet that I actually despise.

Weird.