Aight so amazing MILF Hunting stories eh?..part I

First off let me say, excellent bar crawl last night. Tons of fun, tons of moms, and tons of drunken memories. I'll break it up so it's not War and Peace in each thread.

The evening started out late for me, I was doing work until 9 (they started at 4) so we met up with them at a later stop. We were supposed to go Brothers but the line was past Jimmy Johns and 9 wide so we went to the next stop: Gully's.

Upon arriving at Gully's we were immediately showered with shots and booze due to us knowning the bartenders and moms who appreciated the attire. Ours numbers were slow to start since we were ahead of the pack at the next stop but we did not deviate from the plan.

3 double vodka redbulls (don't worry I tipped well), 3 Jager bombs, and a couple of large surfer on acids later I was ready to start the hunt.

Upon meeting a lovely young (45?) lady by the name of Shelley I immediately introduced myself and my partner in crime. We proceeded to have lovely conversation, met her cute young daughter, and her daughter's friend's mother. As a side note, easiest way to aggrivate a young woman is to ignore her and harmlessly flirt with their mother.

After enjoying classic moments in drunken speak we proceeded to do multiple shots with Shelley, Mary Beth, and the daughter and bidded them adieu.

Moving forward to the next target I realized a required additional funding. I proceeded to the ATM, took out too much money, and heard a young siren call my name. I peak up to notice a friend of mine, her friend, and her mom. After trying to convince them to do shots with me (and the friend to hang out with me the rest of the night) they proceeded to leave and I proceeded back to the game.

I return back into the belly of Gully's, find my fellow hunters, and find the next mom. This younger lady (probably 3 was the object of my attention. A shot later and we find ourselves enjoying a sensual dance together that ended with a hug and a peck of a cheek. Though she was quite attractive her husband wanted his bride back. Him and I hugged and handbumped then I moved forward.

Next target was actually my fellow hunter's mom, who was with her husband as well. We shared a drink, shared a few laughs, and shared some lovely pointless flirting.

As you can see this proceeded a few more different times while at Gully's. I would circle the bar, get stopped by a group of strangers (men and women alike) and they wanted a Kodak moment to remember forever. I was not alone in this obviously, every hunter was doing the same exact things and having the same exact outcome.

It was honestly a very cool time and the moms loved it. My buddy told me they would but I was skeptical to say the least and I was quite glad to be proved wrong.

PART II: Station