so usually i get the buzz cut, the

anthony edwards cut if you will.

i'm toying with the idea of leaving a bit on top to sort of comb. not a combover, mind you - but something that isn't quite as short as this:

i'm so effing sick...

of Caucasians claiming to be descendants of native Americans...

"I am not full blooded but am a descendent of the Seminole tribe they never had an objection to Florida State but I think the appropriate way would be to ask Coach Sampson what he prefers and use that."

Can you prove this? If so, who gives a EFF!!! Appearance and surnames are all that matter. If you don't have a dark tint to your skin, lived on a rez or have a name like "Calf Boss Ribs" (actual Marine I knew with that last name), then STFU. Seriously.

I bet I could trace my roots back to Japan and Mesoamerican South America, but am I effing expert on their cultural issues? NO!!

STFU!!!

Are you SO thirsty for some culture, that you are willing to grasp at straws and dna strands to give yourself some form of individuality?

FOR EFF SAKE, YOU'RE NOT NATIVE!!!